Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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