Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
