im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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