he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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