I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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