Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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