I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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