Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we're making bets on your personal life
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
