fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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