that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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