It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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