Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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