Christians are straight up FREAKS
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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