I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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