do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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