I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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