nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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