Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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