Where is the hickey?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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