sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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