I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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