i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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