No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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