Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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