You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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