I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
