I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You don't make any sense
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