remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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