I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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