I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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