Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your tits are I can't wait for
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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