I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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