Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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