I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
honey bunches of taint.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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