You really coming over, don't trick.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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