do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
