I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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