One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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