i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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