small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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