No awkward lesbian experiences without me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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