...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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