I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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