I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The air was thick with penises
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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