Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
