Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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