I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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