are you still at the devil's house?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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