I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
i think my cat just said my name.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
