woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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